BUT ANYWAY. She tried to get it unplugged so I could hear properly, but... This is what she did.
- Pulled me from my room, dumped a cup of water on my head, forced me to jump up and down.. OH, specifically ON MY LEFT FOOT.
- Squeezed my head together, and pulled one hand off my ear to create a "vacuum".
- Shook my head and smacked it to get the earwax out
- Poured vinegar (rice vinegar smells DISGUSTING) into my ear, where it then traveled into my eyes and onto my skin (which is ten times as sensitive as the average person's skin), which burned like HELL.
And I STILL can't hear in my left ear. Great.