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    Post  SkyMusic on Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:58 am

    My ear has been clogged these past few days due to like. I pushed my Q-Tip too far in when I was cleaning my ear. F2

    BUT ANYWAY. She tried to get it unplugged so I could hear properly, but... This is what she did.

    - Pulled me from my room, dumped a cup of water on my head, forced me to jump up and down.. OH, specifically ON MY LEFT FOOT.
    - Squeezed my head together, and pulled one hand off my ear to create a "vacuum".
    - Shook my head and smacked it to get the earwax out
    - Poured vinegar (rice vinegar smells DISGUSTING) into my ear, where it then traveled into my eyes and onto my skin (which is ten times as sensitive as the average person's skin), which burned like HELL.

    -facepalm-
    And I STILL can't hear in my left ear. Great.
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    Post  Drew on Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:00 am

    Hold your nose, close mouth, and blow, with all your might. Or an alternative is to do the hokey-pokey.
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    Post  Taruski on Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:01 am

    Admin wrote:Hold your nose, close mouth, and blow, with all your might.

    LOL I hate when you do that and you can feel air coming out of your eye.
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    Post  SkyMusic on Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:02 am

    That reminds me of like people saying.

    "God, I hate it when people break their hand after punching my abs."
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    Post  Drew on Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:03 am

    Really Miya..? Realy? LOL
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    Post  SkyMusic on Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:04 am

    LOL MY FRIEND SAID THAT NOT ME
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    Post  Sora the Rapist on Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:22 am

    I really hate that I can't swim because my muscle is so thick and heavy.
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    Post  Drew on Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:23 am

    I can't swim, no one ever taught me.
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    Post  Sora the Rapist on Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:25 am

    guess we're in the same boat huh.

    GET IT. BOAT? /shot
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    Post  SkyMusic on Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:27 am

    ...
    -shoots self-
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    Post  Sora the Rapist on Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:30 am

    NO MIYA. WHY. WHAT THE FUCK. I DID NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO KILL YOURSELF. FUCK THIS SHIT. /revives. GREAT, NOW IM A MOTHER WITH ON CHILDREN TO TAKE CARE OF ME WHEN I GET OLD. I AM PISSED.
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    Post  SkyMusic on Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:31 am

    -gets up-
    LOL THERE'S THINGS CALLED RETIREMENT HOMES. YOU HAG. LMAO JOKING.
    -shoots self again-
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    Post  Sora the Rapist on Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:32 am

    I DID NOT RAISE YOU TO HAVE SUCH A MOTHERSHITTINGFUCKITYFUCKING MOUTH. GO CLEAN IT OUT WITH SOAP YOU SLUTMONKEYEDBITCH. AND GET BACK ALIVE, I'M NOT DONE LIGHTLY SCOLDING YOU YET.
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    Post  Drew on Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:38 am

    bump
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    Post  Sora the Rapist on Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:38 am

    BAMP
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    Post  Drew on Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:39 am

    bitch aint my pussy?
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    Post  Sora the Rapist on Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:40 am

    shut the fuck up drew
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    Post  Drew on Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:41 am

    ouch
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    Post  Sora the Rapist on Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:42 am

    meow
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    Post  Drew on Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:42 am

    gtfo
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    Post  Sora the Rapist on Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:43 am

    YOU FIRST.
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    Post  Drew on Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:44 am

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    Post  Sora the Rapist on Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:44 am

    (:
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    Post  Aja-Aja-Tracey on Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:48 am

    ALL I SAW WAS THE WORD SWIM. C8
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    Post  Sora the Rapist on Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:49 am

    Tracey wanna swim with no clothes on? Hollar. Meet me in the back with the jack and the juke boxeeee.

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