What are you talking about? You're lucky, you two. To have a life.
I... who had my heart broken into a million billion tiny pieces, scattered everywhere... My soul aches for love... and when I cry, blood red tears fall to my white carpet, and I fall... fall...
BECAUSE MY GOD DAMNED magically surprising METROSEXUAL-HAIRED, CYAN-EYED, WHITE BEANIE WEARING BOYFRIEND DUMPED ME FOR THE NO GOOD WHORE WITH THE BLOND DARLIN DIVA HAIR AND THE RAPE EYES.