Mother freaking mother. LOL

My ear has been clogged these past few days due to like. I pushed my Q-Tip too far in when I was cleaning my ear. F2

BUT ANYWAY. She tried to get it unplugged so I could hear properly, but... This is what she did.

- Pulled me from my room, dumped a cup of water on my head, forced me to jump up and down.. OH, specifically ON MY LEFT FOOT.
- Squeezed my head together, and pulled one hand off my ear to create a "vacuum".
- Shook my head and smacked it to get the earwax out
- Poured vinegar (rice vinegar smells DISGUSTING) into my ear, where it then traveled into my eyes and onto my skin (which is ten times as sensitive as the average person's skin), which burned like HELL.

-facepalm-
And I STILL can't hear in my left ear. Great.

Hold your nose, close mouth, and blow, with all your might. Or an alternative is to do the hokey-pokey.

Admin wrote:Hold your nose, close mouth, and blow, with all your might.

LOL I hate when you do that and you can feel air coming out of your eye.

That reminds me of like people saying.

"God, I hate it when people break their hand after punching my abs."

Really Miya..? Realy? LOL

LOL MY FRIEND SAID THAT NOT ME

I really hate that I can't swim because my muscle is so thick and heavy.

I can't swim, no one ever taught me.

guess we're in the same boat huh.

GET IT. BOAT? /shot

...
-shoots self-

NO MIYA. WHY. WHAT THE FUCK. I DID NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO KILL YOURSELF. FUCK THIS SHIT. /revives. GREAT, NOW IM A MOTHER WITH ON CHILDREN TO TAKE CARE OF ME WHEN I GET OLD. I AM PISSED.

-gets up-
LOL THERE'S THINGS CALLED RETIREMENT HOMES. YOU HAG. LMAO JOKING.
-shoots self again-

I DID NOT RAISE YOU TO HAVE SUCH A MOTHERSHITTINGFUCKITYFUCKING MOUTH. GO CLEAN IT OUT WITH SOAP YOU SLUTMONKEYEDBITCH. AND GET BACK ALIVE, I'M NOT DONE LIGHTLY SCOLDING YOU YET.

bump

BAMP

bitch aint my pussy?

shut the fuck up drew

ouch

meow

gtfo

YOU FIRST.

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Tracey wanna swim with no clothes on? Hollar. Meet me in the back with the jack and the juke boxeeee.